Is This The SSS Meet-Up Thread?

Published May 21, 2010 at 3:24 a.m.

The beautiful Mrs. e-gus is feeling a bit under the weather, and once she realized just how early I was going to start drinking tomorrow, she decided that hanging out with us 'nerds' in the rain with a stuffed up dome and the sniffles or whatever is less than ideal.

Therefore, one of you slackers who missed the boat in signing up for the SSS methup tomorrow(is it pronounced meth-up? or me-thup?) has a new oppurtunity to claim a golden ticket. I mean, who wouldnt want to shell out fifty bones to laugh at the sad state of affairs this team is in, live and in person with such south side sox interweb personalities as da cheat! winningugly! colin! u-god! larrys attache case! dont you want to know what is in there?

pretty tempting amirite?

but wait, theres more!

there will be actual girls there! hsa! pierzynskirules! happyhuman! the actual el guapo! lockportsox!

tdogg is going! you can tell your one friend you know a black guy!

but wait! theres more! we will be drinking! there will be hockey! there might be baseball! ricky nolasco vs mark buehrle! it should only take a half an hour! more drinking! el diablo makes mean pork chops!

this is guaranteed fun.

dont be the only guy in town on the game thread message board. be the first to post that you want to go and I will hook you up with a ticket. snubbed by hsa from the group for being a dick? you will be dealing with me directly! and I go to sox games with assholes all the time!

Srsly, I dont care who it is. any sbnation sox fan wants this awesome ticket, I got your back, even you asshat whose name rhymes with dare nipples know you guy. as  wu would say, 'man up' and show up. i dont think hazymania will stab you that many times anyway. hes actually a nice guy.

Anyway, if there are no takers no big whoop, I can unload the ticket in a second. We can also use this as a 'all things meet up thread' for tomorrow.

Its going to be fun. See 40 of you guys(and gals) there.

 

EDIT: Ticket is gone to a guy who was at the Tinley Park drink-up.

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